A little humor doesn't hurt padel

Let's take this famous phrase from the comics Les Inconnus to launch this article. A little humor doesn't hurt, especially during this time of confinement. Here are some excuses padel that you should like.

This is a compilation of the best excuses we have come across on and off the slopes of padel. There must be more, and we'll leave it to you to complete the list.

Since we are all confined until further notice, we have time to refine our apologies. It's up to you to choose the ones that suit you best.

My partner or my opponents

My partner sucked
This ball was for you, “partner”
I wasn’t ready when it served…
I had not seen that he was left-handed
Its service is not authorized. He has the right to do that?
They played me all the balls on the body
He’s sure he’s training in secret
He deceived me by telling me that he did not know how to make a backhand
We had a hard time getting along
He’s sure he’s been pro
My partner didn’t let me play
My partner wouldn't let me see the trail
He was playing in such a bizarre way that it disturbed me
I didn’t want to play it all and this is what happened
It's always the same, when I'm the best of 4, I lose

The gear

Light bothered me
The pala was relaxed
The balls were too fast / or too soft
My shoes are new
The ceiling is too low
I forgot my lucky charm
My t-shirt was dirty
The floor was slipping
Sure that the size of the land was not legal

The other excuses

I had the worst part of the painting
I think I am sick
I got heatstroke in the locker room
“Sacred wind !!!”
Too much noise in the audience
I twisted my ankle
I did not sleep well
I got upset badly
We argued with my girlfriend
I'm on a diet
I think I had a drop in blood pressure
I have my periods
I had a bad day at the office
It's been 2 weeks since I played
The public has not stopped eating chips

Julien Bondia

Julien Bondia is a teacher of padel in Tenerife (Spain). Columnist and advisor, he helps you play better through his tutorials and tactical/technical articles padel.